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Monday, December 01, 2003
It's time for another installment of "The World We Live In". So soon, you ask? Yes, damnit - I have absolutely nothing else to write about, and this shit is way more interesting than anything in MY life (thankfully!!).
You, sir, are the epitome of optimistic. I mean, hell, you only came to work sotted and with a loaded weapon - why won't they give you your job back?! The nerve!
Folks, these are the men running our country. These are the men we put in charge. What in the hell were we thinking??
And who says blood is thicker than money? Or a tank of gas...
And if something sounds nice, you may as well say it thrice! Or not - you flippin' idiot. If I knew him, I'd just start calling him "Stupid".
You should beware shopping these days. It's not that the woman got knocked down and trampled in the rush to get the $29 DVD player - it's that no one stopped to help her lest they miss out on nabbing one of the said DVD players. 'Cause you know, it's better to have a DVD player than to be nice.
I volunteer! Pick me! Pick me!!
Or maybe they should just stop eating so much junk food. Any bets on how long it is before this woman sees this photo and sues??
No, no, really, it's the height of fashion to have your tits surgically placed on your ass!
I have to ask - would we even be hearing a bit about this if the 400-lb man was white?
There you go, sweety, we're gonna put you on our shoulders to make sure you get a good view of grandpa shooting a rifle for sport. 'Cause you know, darling, guns are toys and are for play. But if you ever shoot up your school, we're going to blame it on Eminem.
And last, but not least, if I had crappy looking tats like this one, I'd want them removed, too. I get the message, you know. But not everyone regrets the decision to ink their body and pays through the ass to get them removed. Some of us think before making such big decisions.
But, this is "The World We Live In"...and "think" is most definitely the operative word!