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Wednesday, June 23, 2004
Esther??? Of all the names in the world, Madonna wants to be called Esther. Not that I'm saying it's a bad name or anything - but from Madonna to Esther?
What is it with stars and strange names? Like Courtney Cox & David Arquette naming their new little one "Coco". Coco? Coco(a) Pepples? Coco Puffs? This kid is so going to get teased. Growing up I had a neighbor with a little black poodle named Coco. She would stand out on the porch in the evening and screech his name at the top of her lungs, "Cocoooooo" whilst simaltaneously shooting off a cap gun in the air. Quit understandably, he was quite a nervous, fidgety little dog.
I come to things late. Really. I'm an after-the-fad type of gal. I started listening to Def Leppard hardcore and wearing a denim jacket with their names air-brushed on the back in the early to mid 90's - long after Lep-love was on the "out" list. I'll get into a TV show that's been cancelled for years and is just appearing as re-runs. Like the badger thing; when I emailed the link to Rose, she was shocked. "You're just now finding that?" she asked me. Well, yeah. So even though it's likely really old news to everyone else on the 'net, I was floored to come across the not-really-Maury-Povich-blog.
I mean, OMFG - how ignorant is the vast majority of our population? This poor guy makes some short, random post on his blog about Maury Povich and includes a picture of the host doing a show. Two years later morons were STILL posting comments to this blog entry as if the author himself were Maury Povich. Even though he's finally disabled comments (some he noted had posted the same request 50 times), he says there are still idiots emailing him thinking he's Maury. I almost couldn't believe it if I didn't know how a computer can turn even passingly-intelligent humans into drooling masses of human goo. These people obviously didn't look over the site, and didn't read the post - they just saw a bunch of comments and thought, this is MAURY! If you haven't seen it already, take a moment and go read some of these comments. Some are sad, young girls asking Maury to make them pretty or young boys looking for lost fathers, troubled mothers looking for money to help a disabled child. Some are downright insane - one dumb bitch was asking Maury to just give her some money and lift her up out of her poverty-stricken trailer-park life (because her puppy deserves a backyard, damnit). I mean, come on. I mean, why do I even need to try and poke fun at the vast stupidity of my fellow man; they do a right good job of it themselves.
And I'm almost ashamed to admit that I have had way too much fun with the Shizzolater. Seriously - type in a URL and have a giggle. I about fell out of my chair when I put my Everquest blog in there and read how Cenalorn and Nysa "capped" a snow cougar n' shit.
That's enough senseless rambling for today.