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Friday, June 04, 2004
I pray to the gods of Tylenol and Ibuprofen for relief. I implore thee - end my suffering! Cast out the hammering drums which resideth in mine head. I give to thee the contents of my stomach in offering and praise so that ye might raze the devils that I have imbibed in the guise of wine on yester eve. All praise and glory to thee, takers away of the hangover headache.
That pretty much sums up how I feel this morning - like a bunch of rowdy Englishmen used my head for a late nite game of football [soccer]. Oh yes, there's nothing quite like the morning after.
I spent the evening pouring wine down my throat whilst copying data/files off of my old hard drive (which we were able to get into by making it a slave - it's our bitch now). We'll be building a new computer this weekend, and I'm rather excited about that. Kat pointed out that, being an i.t. person, I should have already had all of my important files backed up. Touche. But it's actually one of those things that I'm always going to get to later, you see. This stems from a combination of two serious disorders that I've suffered with since birth: Radical Deference and Profuse Torpidity (also known as "procrastination" and "laziness"). Sadly, doctors have been unable to find a cure.
My headache is gone (thank you Ibuprofen), but now my stomach is sick and I can't stop throwing up (thank you Ibuprofen). In light of recent events, I have no further pithiness to offer. I hope that everyone has a great weekend (stay away from the white wine!!).