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Thursday, August 05, 2004
It's 3 am and I can't sleep so I might as well share with you what I found. Today, at the Albertson's near my apartment, I found The Worst Thank You Card EVER.
I was looking for a simple thank you card to send to some friends, and picked up this (seemingly) innocent-enough looking one. A badly drawn yet colorful picture of a yard with a swingset was on the front with the words "Thank You" written in a goofy-cursive script. Normal so far as plain thank you cards go - then I opened it up to read:
"You might not burn in hell after all."
I know it was meant as a joke, but the card was so unassuming, so normal in every other way it just wasn't right. It truly seemed to be the evil note that it was pretending to be.
I should've bought it.