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Thursday, October 07, 2004
I've had always a touch of pedaphobia - fear of dolls. Not all dolls, but really, a lot of them. They're creepy, okay?
So it was with complete and utter horror that I clicked on this Ebay auction and saw this doll-you-couldn't-pay-me-a-million-dollars-to-sleep-alone-in-a-dark-room-with. Or any room. Ever.
I mean, come on, you can't tell me something like this is not CREEPY AS FREAKIN' HELL!!?
But I like to be scared, too - Halloween being my favorite holiday since I was old enough to know what holidays were - so I started looking up scary antique dolls on Ebay. And now I will not sleep tonight.
But just look!! Oh, the horror! Who would buy that? Who would make a conscious decision and say, "Yes, I want this absolutely terrifying atrocity in my home with me while I sleep at night."
Even little, seemingly harmless red-demon dolls are scary, are they not?
And NO - the one on the left does NOT look like Shirley freakin' Temple! And the one on the right - what in god's name IS THAT THING?! A doll replica of year-old baby's corpse? I mean - aaaaahhh!!
This is probably just the creepiest photo ever taken. Period. And this one may be a contender for a Tool video.
There is nothing "cute" or remotely "beautiful" about these creatures. People, these are things that go bump in the night. Be very afraid. I am.