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Thursday, November 04, 2004
It seems that Baton Rouge drivers wait to show their asses the most when I'm PMSing. I believe it is some great conspiracy - all Baton Rougeans plotting and planning to drive their absolute worse at the time of Shanna's bitchiest time of the month. I'll get you all back one day - just you wait!
So I turned left onto a street in the small subdivision I live off of. I saw a woman coming, but she was far away, even though she was driving in my lane.
People always park their cars on the side of the street here - always. For some reason, some people (like the lady this morning) think that means they have to drive completely in the other lane to avoid passing even the slightest bit by the parked cars. It makes no sense to me, really.
So I'm coming along, and obviously the light was in her eyes because I could clearly see her trying to shield them with one hand. She sees me coming, swerves back over in her own lane (where she should've been in the first place, thank you) and then...then...the fucking bitch honked at ME! She honked at me as if to say "Get out of my way!" She was in MY lane! She was driving on the WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD!! And SHE honked at ME!! Where, pray tell, was I supposed to go??! How DARE I make her drive on the correct side of the road - close to those cars that aren't even that much on the road to BEGIN WITH!! The audacity of me, driving down the road in the correct lane! What in the hell is wrong with me?
Stupid. Fucking. Bitch.
And I'm the one who gets hit at the polls. Asshats like that never get into accidents.
What a lovely way to start the day.