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Wednesday, November 03, 2004
Remember the old days when we went and voted and at the end of the day we had a new president?
So it's probably Bush, but it might be Kerry, but it's most likely Bush but there's still a chance it could be Kerry.
Nothing like solidarity, huh? No, there's nothing quite like not having your shit together for the whole world to witness.
I got so tired of hearing reporters talk and banter and try to stir up interesting things to say that I almost put the TV on mute to watch the election results. If it hadn't been for Dan Rather's dry, where-in-the-hell-did-he-come-up-with-that-shit quips, the night would've been unbearable.
A few of my favorite gems:
"I wouldn't bet the doublewide on it."
"...thinner than turnip soup."
And my absolute personal fave, which actually sent Mr. Rather himself into guffaws:
"If a toad had side pockets he'd carry a handgun."
HUH? I don't know what Dan is smoking, but I want some. I know I'm not hip to anything political or news-related, but does that statement make sense to anyone??
I seriously haven't forgotten to post about my Halloween festivities, but all of this election brouhaha and fender-bender mess has kind of stuck the Halloween-horrors on the backburner.
Also you should know that it's only THREE DAYS AWAY from my birthday!! Happy-3-days-away-birthday to me.
For those of you worried about Stella, she's fine. She got me to work with no problems today and is at this very moment regaling every other car in the agency's parking lot with her exciting bleeding-for-our-country tale. Oh yeah, she's milking this for all she can. I love that bitch.
One of my favorite quotes goes thus:
"My mother always said I'd never amount to anything because I procrastinate. I told her, 'Just wait.'"
So it's not an excuse, but it is a reason why I haven't added anything to my Nanowrimo novel-in-progress. I promised myself I'd get at least 100 words down today, so we'll see how that goes. What can I say? I suffer from acute lethargic deference, also known as lazy procrastination.
Happy Hump Day...