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Wednesday, February 16, 2005
I've been neglecting you all lately and I hope you can forgive me. My schedule has been absolutely-freakin'-INSANE!! Somedays I think I'm really losing it.
I figured you might be more forgiving if I made you laugh, so I thought I'd at least take a minute out of my day to share with you the latest installment of Funny Spam Titles. The great thing about these is that after posting them on my website a few weeks ago, I am now the #1 Google search for sexy housewires. It's good to know that I've done something important with my life.
For your giggling pleasure (as always, my retorts in italics):
Reply: Sexy Slut big dick video
A sexy slut...with a big dick. I think I'll pass, thanks.
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I would've entitled this one "Lecherous Old Ladies with Liver Spots".
Tasty Butt Babes!
Tastes just like chicken.
RE: Incoennt Amateur Slut ermxete pussy clsoeups
I thought the whole point of being a "slut" is that you're anything *but* an "amateur".
Fw: Mature 30 to 40 girls dating stranergs
Is this supposed to be exciting? What is it, a video showing a bunch of blind dates?
Shy MILF wet pussy
Who writes this shit? Timid co-ed, cotton mouth. Hyper-active infant, excessive drool.
FW: Cute Neighbour Girl fist tsemeehlvs
'Cause anyone who "fists themselves" is real *cute*.
Reply: Brand New First Timer Fucekd so hard
Brand new "first timer"? Brand new? Does that mean you send it back if the seal is broken?
FW: Sexy Housewires Impsosible Action
Housewires, eh? You know nothing is hotter than watching my electrical plugs get it on with my surge protectors.
do you like M.I.L.F's?
Marginally Illiterate Lesbian French-poodles? Sure, as long as they don't pee on the rug.
Fathers day - Pill specials
Because nothing says "I love you, Dad" like a bottle of illegal narcotics.
Single? Christian? Let us match you
With a Nazi Atheist named Bob.
My Naughty Mom!
Whoa, dude, keep that shit to yourself.
We have a Razor for you!
I can honestly say that's the first time in my life anyone has ever said those words to me.
I Love My Doctor!
Umm...good for you?
Let ThirtyPlusSingles help you find your mate.
30+ singles? If they can't find their own damn mates, how are they going to help me?
Watch Me Take My Clothes Off!
I'd rather watch paint dry, truth be told.
Girls Luv Big Black Dix!
I'm pretty sure it has little to do with the color and everything to do with the size.
Busty Teen Beauty!
Busty? Let's just say what we mean - big-tittied, big-assed bitch for you.
Teens Being Naughty!
This is really pretty vague. What are they doing? Not cleaning their room? Not doing their homework?
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Squirting *milk*?! Wtf are they, COWS??!