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Monday, November 21, 2005

Last night my best friend, Nodnarb, and I were discussing the weird quirks of the sound machine he'd gotten me for my birthday, and I introduced him to The God Warrior.

Today, these emails ensued:

To: Me
From: Him

Dear God Warrior:

After review of your appliance we have determined that your sound machine is indeed possessed and should be brought to the nearest church for an exorcism. Only a dark sided thing would have a volume knob with a mind of its own.

In Jesus' name, get that thing out of your house.

Summer Solstice

To: Him
From: Me

Dearest Summer Solstice,

Like clothes dryers, I believe you are 100% correct that my sound machine is dark-sided. Perhaps it is the work of gargoyles, but as I was falling asleep last nite, the machine turned itself down so low that you could not hear it. I turned it up a little and it sounded *normal* (not dark-sided) for the first time since the first few days I used it.

Where should I bring such an instrument of evil?

God Warrior

From: Him
To: Me

If you need to return it, you would want to go to your nearest Bed, Bath, and Beyond the Dark Side. I don't know if I still have the receipt, but I'm sure they'll do an exchange for you.

- shanna bared her soul & griped a bit @ 11:13 AM

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